This time last year the whole of Perthshire was covered in snow and I was working in a place 30 miles away from my home that was -13 C. Today it’s been +6 C. How times change.
I missed Photo-Finish Friday yesterday so here’s my photo, which acts as a Christmas message.
Me and my 2 little elfs!!
I’d like to wish each and every one of my followers, readers and fellow writers a fantastically Merry Christmas and a healthy and wealthy 2012. I really appreciate your encouragement and advice and look forward to it continuing next year. Thank you, all!
A classic Christmas song.
Right, enough of the soppy shit. Here’s a joke.
A young man moved from home and into a new apartment. It was all his, so he proudly went down to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, a stunning lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing only a robe.
The boy smiled at the woman and she started up a conversation with him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, ‘Let’s go in to my apartment, I hear someone coming.’
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.
Now nude, she purred at him, ‘What would you say is my best feature?’
Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, ‘It’s got to be your ears.’
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, ‘My ears?!?!?’
‘Look at these breasts; they are a full 38 inches and 100% natural. I work out every day and my ass is firm and solid. I have a 28 inch waist and not a blemish on my skin. How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?’
Clearing his throat, he stammered …. ‘Outside,…. when you said you heard someone coming……. that was me!’
OK, hope you enjoyed.
If you get any spare time over the festive period, please check out The Flash Fiction Offensive. I’ve been running a Christmas Grit feature and it runs up until New Years eve.
There have been some great stories so far and there are more to come. If you fancy a look the click here, or just click the TFFO banner up top.
Have a great time!