“Two A-List celebrities have been caught sleeping with their wives. It is alleged that a high earning Hollywood film star and a high flying English Premiership footballer have both been caught having sex with their wives. The two stars are beside themselves.”
“I just don’t know what has happened,” the unnamed actor said, “I’m devastated and I’m honestly and sincerely sorry to everyone involved who I have hurt. My actions are totally irresponsible.”
“The Premiership footballer is in similar woe. His life is in tatters and his form on the football pitch has suffered due to his fidelity.”
“It was a drunken night during the summer,” he said, “I’ve ruined everything. I’m so sorry to all involved. That’s all I want to say on the matter. Please, give me some privacy to get over this embarrassment.”
“This latest spat of marital sex comes on the back of the English Prime Minister and his wife having another baby. It’s an absolute outrage. The whole on the rich and famous community is shocked and sickened by these activities.”
“I’m disgusted,” said one celebrity, “how these sick perverts can live with themselves is beyond me. Hey, what you doing after you’ve finished here? My wife’s out all afternoon.”
“The Archbishop of Canterbury is disgusted by the whole affair of sex within marriage, saying that it can only be the work of the Devil himself and refused to comment further. The last comment comes from the Duke of Edinburgh, husband to the Queen of England since 1947.”
“I’m repulsed by these goings on, totally and utterly disgusted,” he said, “Hey, what you doing when you finish here? The Queen’s out all afternoon.”
“Well there you have it, these atrocities are causing severe unrest within the celebrities fantasy world . I’m Pamela Harris for VT News,”
“Cut. Great job, Pammy. Lunch?”
“Not a chance, I’m off to the Palace for some afternoon delight!”
The above is a work of fiction…well, some of it is and was in a small part inspired by something I heard a while ago.
You know the drill………..