The following little piece of writing was written literally within a minute or so in the comments of Janet Reid’s blog a month ago. She gave the starter sentence and asked for pieces up to 115 words. Unfortunately, on a recount, mine was 120 but hey ho we’re not all perfect.
Hope you enjoy…..
A monster-slaying governess, a vampire librarian, and a professorial zombie walk into a bar
“Ha! Did you not see that?” the barman asked, wiping glasses with a white towel.
In an instant the librarian was at his throat, fangs sinking deeply into his veins as she sucked the blood from his body.
“My goodness, a vampire monster!” shouted the governess.
Pulling a wooden stake out of her bag, she grabbed the vampire at the shoulder pulled her away from the dead barman. As blood and trachea dropped from the librarian’s mouth the governess plunged the stake into the vampires heart.
“Die, you bloodsucking curator!” the governess screamed.
The zombie just stood at the bar waiting.
“A pint of brains…..please.”
Have a great weekend. You know the drill……….