The above comment was made up by myself, but good on ‘yahoo’ for using the picture and not using some staged photo with a model with perfect teeth. Oh, sorry that is a model and she was paid loads! Hahahaha!
I’m not normally the type for having a rant, unless it’s about the sphincters that call themselves the “England Football Team”, but I’m getting pretty fed up with the “shit” that the media keep spewing up, backed by the medical profession ,who are then backed by the Government.
I recall, not that long ago, a news report that the medical profession had decided that people were living longer.
Scenario…Not a real coversation (Or is it?) The retirement age is real though.
“What, living longer?” said the dim-witted Prime Minister, dressed as Cinderella. (Link)
“Yes, we seem to be living longer. People aren’t popping their cloggs until they’re averaging the heady heights of 68, maybe even 69,” the dim-witted, top medic replied.
“Well, it’s about time we upped the working age. Yes, as from now, the men of the UK will work until they are 67. We can work on the women and grind those bitc…”
You get the drift.
Now, I’m all for people working for a living. I’ve not been out of work since the day I left school, but when are we supposed to be able to enjoy this life to the full. I’m self-employed and hopefully I won’t have to work until I’m 67, but I’m not going to be laying tiles when I’m that old! Jesus, I struggle to get up off the floor with two shot knees as it is.
Anyhow, I digress. I then recall a news report that obesity, and in particular child obesity, is a major problem in the UK (like its not anywhere else in the world) and that its causing diabetes, heart and liver problems and its basically killing us and our kids!
I thought we were living longer?!?!?!
Okay! Who can we blame? X-Box? Playstation? Television? The Government? (Probably, because they’re t***s). Parents? YES!! We can blame the parents! Kids can’t get to McDonalds and KFC on their own. Kids don’t do the weekly shop and buy everything that needs to be deep fucking fried. Kids don’t pack their own lunch bags full of shit!
We need to blame the parents!
A “top medic“ calls for urgent action on salt and fat in foods. What? Salt and fat are bad for you? Well, blow me…..opps, sorry. I’ve just dropped a huge blob of lard on my keyboard from my deep fried lard coated salt ball I’m eating. Sorry, just hang on a mo…..
Ahh, that’s all cleaned up now *smacks lips together*.
COME ON! We don’t need a top doctor to tell us that, surely. We all know that salt and fat are bad for us if we eat “salt coated lard balls” but as we’ve always been led to believe………..everything in moderation!
So when is it going to stop? Are we living longer or we all dying off due to fatness and its colleagues?
As with writing, there are only so many plot lines available, so it must be the same with the media. There must only be so many story lines available and they just have to keep spewing the same ones out. Come on, we don’t need to be constantly told what’s bad for us. We Know!
On the plus side of this. We’ll be able to read these same old bullshit reports for years to come as it’s now been decided, again, that we are living longer. Oh, no…no we’re not. Oh wait, hang on, yes we are. No, no we’re not. Sorry, yes we are.
FOR F***S SAKE, JUST MAKE UP YOUR MINDS PLEASE! ARE WE LIVING LONGER OR ARE WE JUST BEING LIED TO?