I received this in an email this morning, and with all that is going on in the UK at the moment (and possibly in countries around the world) I thought it was very relevent when deciding who you are voting for.
It gave me a giggle when I read it and I hope it does the same to you…
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Five surgeons are discussing who were the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, ‘I like to see Accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.’
The second responds, ‘Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside them is colour-coded.’
The third surgeon says, ‘No, I really think Librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.’
The fourth surgeon chimes in, ‘You know I like Construction Workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would.’
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, ‘You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and there are only two moving parts – the mouth and the arsehole – and they are interchangeable’
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Careful who you vote for and remember to check which orifice they’ve been talking out of before putting that X in the box. 🙂
Have a great weekend!