The words are in blue and I apologise right now for the first one. It’s ‘tongue-in-cheek’, and before you ask, yes I do know what it means.
Thanks again to Cormac for hosting FFF every week. Just lately it seems to have gone from strength to strength. Keep it up guys ‘n’ gals.
Now, I need to apologise for my contribution. I have guests at the moment, and as we speak we are waiting for our chinese to be delivered, bowling on the Wii and getting slowly drunk, so it’s a bit of a rush job and well…..make your own mind up. I said I was in so here it is. It’s quite simply called….
“Oh, bless you.”
“Cheers. So, what’s happening? What’s the plan?”
“Dunno. I was just told to pick you up, drive to this address and watch the house from here.”
“Okeedokee. So, just sit here and wait. What exactly are we waiting for, then?”
“Dunno. Just report back whatever goes into the house and what comes out. Shit like that.”
“No, ya numpty. D’ya want a cashew?”
“No, thanks. Give me the shits, nuts do. If I had one of those, it’d go through me like a Porsche. I’d have the billy squits for days. Jesus, I’d be shitting through the eye of a needle for a week. There’d be….”
“Shut the fuck up about your arse problems will ya. A simple no would have been enough.”
“In the nick, when I was there, this con who fucking loved nuts had a cache of ‘em. All kinds of the little fuckers. He used to use ‘em as currency for buying smokes and stuff. But, fuck me! Just the smell of ‘em gave me the tom tits. I’d shit…”
The bullet that ripped through his temple shattered the passenger side window.
“Nuts! Fucking nuts! You’re driving ME nuts! Another stakeout and another fucking idiot. When’s the department gonna give me a decent fucking copper to work with?”
Another bullet exploded from the gun and then, silence. Nobody saw the million pounds worth of heroin leaving the house.
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