To celebrate the book’s release, Matt is offering a personally signed first edition of the novel as a prize in his short story competition. He wants you to write and action packed short story, in the “Joe Hunter” tradition.
All contest details can be found here. If your are not sure about the style of Joe Hunter, then I suggest you get yourself a copy of his novel’s and read them…you certainly won’t be disappointed. The contest is totally ‘open’ for anyone to enter.
P.S. If you wanted to meet Matt in person, he has a list of meet ‘n’ greets that he is doing, as well as the Slash And Burn book launch (April). All his dates and details are on his site. Matt Hilton.
Have a great weekend!!!!!
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OK then, a couple of Saturday funnies for you…
A woman and baby go to the doctor’s.
The doctor is concerned about the baby’s weight and asks, “Is he bottle or breast fed?”
The woman replies, “He’s breast fed.”
The doctor asks her to strip down to the waist, while he washes his hands. He then starts massaging her breast’s, pinching and then sucking them. He does this for about 2 or 3 minutes.
“I’m afraid the reason the baby is underweight, is that you have no milk,” the doctor said.
” I know,” says the woman, “I’m his granny, but I’m glad I came!”
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Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the lane when she sees the Big Bad Wolf hiding behind a log pile.
“Oh, what bid eyes you have,” she says.
The wolf runs away.
Later, she sees him hiding behind a tree.
“Oh my, what big ears you have.”
Again, the wolf runs away.
Later, she sees him hiding behind a sign post.
“Oh my, what big teeth you have,” she says.
To which, the Big Bad Wolf jumps out and says, “WILL YOU FUCK OFF, I’M TRYING TO HAVE A SHIT!”
Be sure to get you backsides in gear and get you fingers tapping for that writing contest.
The usual applies….only leave a comment if you really want to. If not, I hope you are offended by the thought of Granny’s tit’s being fondled by the doctor…. 😉