My “Fursday Funny” has become a Friday Funny this week.
Sorry…….I haven’t put one of these up for a while, so today I’m putting a couple up for your pleasure.
I hope they amuse you and put a smile on your face at this busy time of the year.
Mother Superior was addressing the rest of the nun’s.
“It seems we have a case of ‘chlamydia’ in the convent.”
Silence, until an old nun at the back replies…..
“I hope it’s better than that f*****g chardonnay we had last week!”
Father O’Connor keeps chicken’s in a coop behind his church. One morning he goes to feed them and finds that the cock has gone missing. He knows that there is cock-fighting in the village so at mass he decides to question the congregation….
“Has anybody here got a cock?”
All the men stand up.
“No…no, I meant, has anybody seen a cock?”
All the women stand up.
“No…no…no, I meant to say, has anybody here seen MY cock?”
16 Alter Boys, 2 nuns and a goat stand up.